This game is hard. It requires a trained hand, but more importantly, a light touch to do correctly. It's not enough to press the buttons, you have to press the right ones, in just the right place and time. And timing is everything in this game! Believe me, you won't be lasting very long, or standing strong without a little bit of practice. You have to catch it by surprise, when it least expects it, and go all in. The slightest gestures really do the difference, but at the end, it's the aim, and the final shot that count the most. I must say, I blew quite a load playing this game.
Ok so I was walking down my road today and this dog runs up to me and starts sniffing around my feet. I didn't recognize the dog so I looked around and didn't see anyone who could've owned it so I checked it's collar and it proclaimed that the dog's name was Beaker and there was a phone number. So, of course, I called the number and a distraught woman answered. I explained that I had found her dog and she asked where I was. Turned out she lived over 5 fucking miles away!! So, I have no idea how the dog got to my road but anyway. She said she had no way of picking the dog up so I figured seeing as I had nothing to do and a car I'd bring it out to her. I drove out to her area and followed the address and found a completely weird ass house. The mailbox was shaped like a pig, no lie. And the house itself was painted bright green while the rest of the houses on the block weren't even painted!! So, anyway I knock on the door and she doesn't come to the door but instead a short little bald man with big thick rimmed glasses does. I explain the situation and he thanks me profusely and hands me a piece of wet plastic as some kind of reward? As I'm walking away, baffled by the whole situation I hear his voice call "hey kid!" I turned around and he said "No soap radio..."
StupidDog
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Rated 5 / 5 stars August 11, 2011
Holy fuck!
This game is hard. It requires a trained hand, but more importantly, a light touch to do correctly. It's not enough to press the buttons, you have to press the right ones, in just the right place and time. And timing is everything in this game! Believe me, you won't be lasting very long, or standing strong without a little bit of practice. You have to catch it by surprise, when it least expects it, and go all in. The slightest gestures really do the difference, but at the end, it's the aim, and the final shot that count the most. I must say, I blew quite a load playing this game.
You sound like you have a lot of experience with this sort of thing. The game should be a cinch for you!
Rated 5 / 5 stars April 19, 2010
Simply beautiful
It's all a metaphor for 9/11, isn't it?
Astute.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 22, 2009
Incredible
I thought this documentary of how we spent our day together was very informative.
Rated 5 / 5 stars July 9, 2009
Balls
The following has been censored:
N****r
Thank you.
Also, good job. maybe one day your flashitude will get bigger.
It is safe to say that my Flashitude has finally grown. It only took a year.
Rated 5 / 5 stars November 26, 2008
Yeah, so...
It ain't workin' n***a
Too much sexy time for you.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 26, 2008
Amazing
I knew you were an artistic genius but you are also an amazing teacher i learned in 5 minutes thank you
Rated 0.5 / 5 stars August 25, 2008
BERRIES AND CREAM
BERRIES AND CREAM
IM A LITTLE LAD WHO LIKES
BERRIES AND CREAM
Amen brother!
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 25, 2008
I think I touched your cookie jar..
bump
IT FELL OVER YOU INCONSIDERATE BUFFOON.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 25, 2008
You owe me $107.95
I jizzed all over my moniter from watching this. The part where they have to walk 40 miles to the spaceship was amazing.
Cute.
Rated 5 / 5 stars August 25, 2008
one hole punchers
Ok so I was walking down my road today and this dog runs up to me and starts sniffing around my feet. I didn't recognize the dog so I looked around and didn't see anyone who could've owned it so I checked it's collar and it proclaimed that the dog's name was Beaker and there was a phone number. So, of course, I called the number and a distraught woman answered. I explained that I had found her dog and she asked where I was. Turned out she lived over 5 fucking miles away!! So, I have no idea how the dog got to my road but anyway. She said she had no way of picking the dog up so I figured seeing as I had nothing to do and a car I'd bring it out to her. I drove out to her area and followed the address and found a completely weird ass house. The mailbox was shaped like a pig, no lie. And the house itself was painted bright green while the rest of the houses on the block weren't even painted!! So, anyway I knock on the door and she doesn't come to the door but instead a short little bald man with big thick rimmed glasses does. I explain the situation and he thanks me profusely and hands me a piece of wet plastic as some kind of reward? As I'm walking away, baffled by the whole situation I hear his voice call "hey kid!" I turned around and he said "No soap radio..."
I lol'd several times, then made a donation to my local turnip farmers' fund.